Category Archives: Christmas
Holly Jolly Fat-mas
On Christmas day we woke up and got our Christmas on as usual. Some people weren’t cheerful because some people weren’t nice this year and Santa didn’t come see them. I’m not pointing fingers. My dad got a roof for … Continue reading
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Clang, Clang, Clang Went the Trolley. Again.
On Saturday I left the glorious city of Corpus Christi and headed to the great white north of Central Texas. I was thrilled to find that I had left the balmy 80 degrees weather behind for some brisk and chilly … Continue reading
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Weeeeeeeeeeee
Present time! I’ve not be overly awful this year, so Santa better have brought me some good shit. So, if you are celebrating: And, if you’re not celebrating today, then I’m sorry because it’s still only Tuesday. Just remember, it’s … Continue reading
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I Will Survive
Four Christmas parties down, two to go. I’m gonna make it. Since I’ve become such a pro at social functions, I wanted to share with you some lessons I’ve learned over the past week. 1. Dress nicely, you will feel … Continue reading
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