I fell onto the bus yesterday. I just didn’t get my left foot high enough and it clipped the step and in I fell. Thankfully, I caught myself on a butt. A butt that is attached to a male coworker. That’s the most embarrassing thing that has happened in a long time. He laughed and I remained frozen in horror until the bus driver told me to “take my body somewhere.”
We were doing the Jeopardy calendar question of the day this week and it asked for an island that started with a “B” in the South Pacific. I said “Bermuda.”
Felt pretty stupid about that one.
As I was walking to the bathroom yesterday, there were two people sitting on a bench. They were about three feet apart and not speaking. On my way out, I hear the guy say to the girl, “So, you shave your legs?”
Then, there was silence. She never said a word. WTF was going on there? My co-worker heard it too and confirmed that they seemed to be strangers and that is what he had said. We spent most of the afternoon trying to figure out what could have led up to that comment or the purpose of it. Nothing makes sense.
Also, WTF is going on with Homeland?? The Dana Brody show is awful. I also spent a significant portion of that sex scene trying to figure out if those were dirty sheets or clean sheets. VOMIT.
Everything is chaos.