1. Duck Dynasty is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. I couldn’t sleep at all on Wednesday night, so I watched it for about five straight hours. I’m so happy to be back in America.
2. Speaking of hiding evil, I went shopping at [the tiny hidden inside of JC Penny but it's better than nothing] Sephora this week and bought this:
Now I don’t look like someone punched me. Happy times.
3. This photobomb from the Oscars makes me laugh so hard. I can’t stop looking at the pictures.
4. Tonight is a marathon of The Americans on FX. I’m really excited. I bet you’re so jealous of my life.
5. 25 Comma Fails. Because that is always a good time.
6. I ran two miles yesterday without stopping and I didn’t die. It was not enjoyable and it certainly didn’t feel amazing, but I’m still excited.
7. Speaking of those 20ish minutes of mediocrity, this song really made it seem a lot less crappy.
Actually, most of their album makes for excellent running music (Radioactive, Demons, and Nothing Left to Say specifically).
8. I feel so sad about these people I will never know breaking up.That’s not normal right?
9. I’m taking my first Pilates class tomorrow morning. I’m extremely nervous because it’s on that machine thing and I just feel like I’m going to get tangled up and decapitated.
That looks really complicated right?
10. I just got this book in the mail:
I’m not normally an Edison fan, but with a new Tesla biography coming out in May (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), I feel like I should give that devil Edison some time too. Also, this is an fantastic Tesla biography if that’s your thing.
11. I can’t stop watching this GIF.
12. This past weekend my sister informed me that these exist. I cannot wait. They shall be my victory celebration when I get rid of my rice belly. Yes, I realize you shouldn’t celebrate weight loss with food, but I have to have something to look forward to and nothing else quite does it for me like the toast crunch.
I never found peanut butter in India. Just know that if you go, it’s amazing, but bring your own PB.
13. Bardot killed her last stuffed pig toy and she’s been mourning it ever since.
14. Just a PSA:
It’s not that complicated y’all.
15. Hope you’re going to enjoy your weekend as much as I am.
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The pic of your dog is so sad! I wish I could give her a hug. Also, I’m sure you’re going to be awesome at pilates, but I’m also sure that you will be wickedly (good) sore tomorrow. That machine looks eager to inflict pain…
And p.s.~I LOVE your blog :)! I was excited to see that you had already posted before I took my first sip of coffee.
Haha, well I’m glad someone was excited. You are probably alone in that.
Not alone! You crack me up and make my boring work day a lot less boring!
Can’t wait to try some PB toast crunch! Living in London now might make it a little more difficult to get some, I’ll have to get my fellow American pals to send some over!
You poor thing. Yes, you must get that mailed to you ASAP!
Don’t forget fixing to…I am fixing to go to the store, do you need anything? Or useto could. I useto could do that, but I can’t anymore. I might could again.
The Kidless Kronicles
I love Duck Dynasty!
I have never done Pilates on the reformer machine, but have always wanted to try it. I wish you luck!
I feel like you need to get your shit together. Order DIY network. I cannot live in without it. Also bdough is clearly upset at your lack of quality tv programming.
Well the next cable tier costs an additional $50. That’s a no, get over it.
I TOLD YOU I WOULD PAY FOR IT!
WHAT?!? Jason and Michelle broke up?! Don’t feel bad, now I’m sad too.
The PB Toast Crunch is pretty amazing but oh-so-dangerous for me to have in my house.
Right?? So sad. I love him. I bet he’s sad just like in Sarah Marshall. Poor guy. He can come over and cry in his cereal at my house.
When you wrote about that Imagine Dragons song I was jussssst thinking I love that entire album, so many amazing songs on it. And then I saw you said exactly that right after. Goooood call.
And I love everything else about this 15 Thing Friday. And your FACE.
You don’t miss my face? You already talk to me these days. Kind of rude since i am coming to Canada this summer.
Well it’s not like you’ve been bombarding me with messages either buddy.
I heard about that! Sweet, you can serenade me.
True…I’ve been a shitty friend lately. Been crazy busy. But I’m back home so no excuses. Also Evan would be terribly jealous if i serenaded you and not him.
You may serenade us both. That will be fine.
Also haaappppppy biiirrtthhhhdaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!! Welcome to the 30′s club. Now we can be snobby to Cely because she’s not in the club.
Y’all are just jealous because I’m still young and unbelievably attractive. [insert bitchy hair flip]
That’s exactly it babe. That’s why I pick em young. So when I’m old and wrinkly you’ll still be smoking hot.
I think I’d rather not be in the club…but thank you!
I love your FACE.
Siiiiigh. No one loves ME face! And I am the oldest of all of us??? That pains me :(
*MY
Grrrr…
Re: the Pilates machine… I don’t know about decapitation, but it sure looks like a scalping is imminent if that lady’s ponytail gets run over by the ‘sled’ thing she’s lying on. Yeeeow. *Note to self – if ever doing Pilates (the real way), put hair up. All the way up.*
I didn’t even notice that! Thank God you came alone, I will for sure be doing a bun now. Thank you.
Duck Dynasty is the best show on TV! Seriously, it is the only show I HAVE to watch every week. Is it sad that I plan my (barely existent) social life around it? Actually, don’t answer that.
I agree about Imagine Dragons! I love everything they put out.
I don’t think that’s sad at all. It’s fantastically funny. You obviously just have really great taste.
Epps! You’re going to love the reformer Pilates. It doesn’t feel hard at first but then the next day you’re super sore in a good way. Enjoy it! x
Great pic of Bar”.”
haha nice
I love Si, jack. The guy that I’m kind of sorta of maybe dating (that’s a real relationship status, I promise) dressed up like Willie for Halloween. I didn’t know him then, but I made him show me a picture, and then I fell in love with him. sigh.
Hahaha that’s fantastic. I think I’d have the same reaction.
YES, to the cereal! I’m out and I shouldn’t buy more, but at least I’m not eating chocolate – right?!
I think I need that eye stuff. I suck at make-up though.
I suck at make-up too, but I literally just draw a line over the dark part then smudge it around. It seems pretty simple, of course I may look crazy weird and not even know it.
Weird…a girl who reads Tesla biographies doesn’t know how to put on makeup. What are the chances?
They broke up? Very sad, they looked so perfect together. Re: running 2 miles, that’s fantastic! I just loaded my Garmin software on my new computer and totally geeked out seeing my old run data. Time for me to start running again.
I have to say I’m seriously chuckling loudly–this post totally made my morning! I am obsessed with Duck Dynasty and that cereal has to be from angels. Happy Friday!
This 15 Thing Friday post went by so fast! Funny stuff!
Hey, is this the same machine? What could go wrong?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80791892/
Pilates is fun! Just don’t let this happen to you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAnqkL3TvGE
I’m not sure that you are a good person. Thanks for feeding the fear.
Ahh sorry!!! I didn’t mean to scare you! Don’t worry, just take it easy on and you’ll be fine! I’ve used that machine before and it’s really not bad at all. I still laugh every time I see that video because I really cannot fathom how this man managed to turn himself into a human pretzel.
That guy just bit off a lot more than he could chew. I’m not evil I promise :P
Hahah, yeah, I’ll try not to go so hardcore about it. And hopefully I will be under heavy supervision.
haha, oh it’s so good to have you back home. Enjoy the relaxation and have a great weekend!
Late to the party, but wanted to add that The Americans is a great show. Completely bored after work yesterday and watched them all. If you enjoyed Alias (LOVE JG-A!), you’ll like this series. Keri Russell is a bad ass. Who knew?
Imagine Dragons make everything better.
It’s National Peanut Butter Day, isn’t it? Such an appropriate cereal for such a glorious of an honorary day!
Girl, you brought me down today. As much as I love a leaping Jesse Tyler Ferguson, I didn’t know about the Michon breakup and that Americans marathon is on like 4 hours past my bedtime. Bummer.
Cely! Long time, consistent reader, never poster here. I will be moving to Austin two months. Never been…so excited. I read a couple of your posts about the city, some good food, a place for spinning, grocery store (why is that the number ONE thing i’m excited about?), etc. But if you get in your pjs one night and are through catching up with ur shows and need something to do, would you let me know some awesome things/places I must check out? Thankyou!
i looooooove peanut butter toast crunch. they had it like 5 years ago and i was devastated when they stopped making it – so happy it is back !