We visited an all girls school, things quickly got out of control.
But let’s start at the beginning before all sense of decorum was lost. When we arrived at the school, we were greeted in the most awesome way possible.
I felt like the Queen of England. Then we had a presentation. I was pretty pissed off because they kept telling us we were very short on time and that we could only talk for about 30 seconds. We quickly found out why, the men we were with spent 30 minutes rambling and boring us all to death. Too bad it would probably be rude to boo them off the stage. I got pretty bored, so I went down and sat with the girls. Apparently, there is something about me that is quite funny. Probably my face.
After the endless male speeches finished, we got to speak. I made them tell me “howdy.” It only took about 3 minutes, but they finally agreed and shouted it back at me. Then we had to leave. I made the mistake of walking down the middle. It took about 30 seconds before I had 900 new best friends. It was so fun.
I love those girls, I would have stayed there forever if I hadn’t been rudely jerked away by my keepers. After the assembly, we were supposed to have tea with the director of the school. Unfortunately for him, the girls were whispering at us through the windows, and he quickly lost control of us. Bye dude.
Three of the best hours of my life. I love girls.