1. How did I not get this for Christmas??? WTF Santa!!!!
I feel so wronged. That’s a damn good deal for 31 discs of HP. DAMN GOOD!
2. Speaking of HP, thanks Courtney, this totally made my week.
3. 50 Most WTF Animal Pic of the Year
This cool horse bro
Kind of channeling Bieber right?
4. I miss my fat cat. I’m so glad that we shall be reunited for all eternity after my trip.
Cause that’s how you have to sleep when you got a big ol’ gut.
5. I can guarantee fatty up there doesn’t miss Bardot.
That is not the face of a happy lady.
6. Did you know that in Japan that women get paid $75 for cuddling with men? I thought this was moderately doable until I read that it was for an ENTIRE HOUR.
I was thinking I would have trouble doing that for a few minutes, but an hour would be impossible. I can’t even sit still for an hour (unless I’m asleep of course). Maybe if I could read while cuddling?
7. 20 Pug New Year’s Resolutions
Stop Procrastinating
8. Also, how can we help people stop saying “happy new years!.” How many years are we talking about here? Can you get more than one at once?
9. 10 Most Important Television Dates for 2013
Nobody likes to be imp slapped.
10. Louis C.K.’s 20 Commandments to Live By
11. And this one
12. Oh, and this
13. And this. I’m done. I swear.
Exactly.
14. If you read yesterday’s post, then you know this is true.
(shaking multiple bottles)
15. Don’t forget to enter for a chance to win $100 from Cetaphil! You have to leave a comment in this post to be entered. The sweepstakes ends Monday January 7th!
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Louis CK cracks me up…I saw one episode where he talks about dating and how stupid it is because the ultimate goal is to fall in love, spend fifty years with someone, and then you are devastated because they die. Why would you do that to yourself?
Hahahaha he has such a good point there. Spinsterhood is looking more and more appealing.
I am seeing Louis CK live tonight and I don’t even know if I can focus on work I’m so excited!!
You’ll laugh the whole time. We saw him LIVE last year. So funny!
OMG, Louis CK is alive!? For some reason I thought he died. He is Comedian Jesus to me now. So excited. :P
You lucky jerk!!! I’m so jealous!
My husband and I saw him live in Austin a couple weeks ago for our anniversary. So so funny. You’ll laugh the whole time.
It will come way down in price now that the holidays are over.
The Kidless Kronicles
NOOOOO. Stay strong re: the Wizarding Collection thing. It’s just a ploy by WB to get all our monies, and then get it again later. It only has extended, director’s cut editions included for movies 1 + 2. I know it’s hard (heh), but I’m really trying to hold out and save my hundreds o’ dollars until they release all 8 movies with the extended editions included… I BELIEVE IN US.
That is seriously the only point that kept me from buy it. Well, and my dad dragging me away from it by my arm. I want extended editions of all of them!! I will stay strong Gretchen, we can do it hahahahaha.
Oh, and a collector’s edition wand included. I want that too.
Why do people need both DVDs and Blu-Ray in the same collection? I feel like it’s a waste. Please help me understand! Also, I didn’t know you had a cat! I feel he/she needs to be featured more on your blog. :)
Well she is living with my parents until I get back from India. And I guess they have both so that people who don’t have Blu-Ray can still watch?
I am kind of slightly obsessed with the Game of Thrones GIF!
I’m entertained by the fact that at the end of TODAY’S post you can see yesterday’s title and it says, “This is a long post filled with crazy”. uh huh. ‘Cause today’s post isn’t long and crazy at all. I love Fridays. Love them.
You hush.
French toast was amazing this morning. I used cinnamon raisin bread. :) it was delicious. I thought of you while i cooked it…mmmmmm.
Raisin bread? That’s disgusting. You totally ruined it.
Do my Batman boxers make up for it?
no nothing can make up for that unholy sin. I don’t even know if I can look at you the same way again.
Luckily for you you’ll be gone in 10 days.
A lot of those Louie C.K. jokes are from his show Louie, which I just finished season 1 of last night.
It’s sooooo good. Though, I can see how it wouldn’t be for everyone.
I actually started watching that again last night after I read that you were. I want to wear your skin to while I’m at it. Thanks.
Ok, just give it back when you’re done. I need it.
P.S. Got the email this time!
Yay! And I will give it back, nice and clean.
Why have I never heard of Louis CK before? Hilarious.
Also, the fat cat sleeping pose? Totally how I sleep!
I didn’t know you had a cat! Grumpy kitty
Grumpyyyy kitttyyyy. Hahahah we are so damn weird.
The “Happy New Years” thing makes me crazy!! I’ve heard it so much this year that I actually started to wonder if maybe I was saying it wrong. A pox upon the person who makes me question my grammar!!!
Me too! I even googled it because I thought I was wrong and felt stupid. I think it’s a carry over from saying “Happy New Year’s Eve”. It just gets shortened the next day to “Happy New Year’s” but they don’t realize the year is no longer possessive of the eve.
I may have left a weirdo comment like this before, and just completely forgotten, but I wanted to say hey! I don’t know how I came to find your blog, but it’s my new favorite, and I love it. It makes me laugh every time I read, and I’ve enjoyed some of your archives.
Love the Louis CK quotes.
P.S. Wreck ‘em. : )
yay Red Raiders!
Those animal pics are classics. wow, just wow. and I am so excited about season 4 of Arrested Development it’s stupid. cannot wait.
Why in the “WTF Animal Pics” were there so many wild and domesticated farm animals indoors?
Excellent point you have there. I can’t fathom why a goat would need to be inside.
That HP boxset is everything I want in life. I’ve been re-reading the 5th book this week and about every five pages I go, “How did she come up with all of this?!” It’s amazing and ridiculous at the same time.
I thought I’d pipe up and defend myself for saying “Happy New Year’s”. To me, it is the lazy-ass version of saying “Happy New Year’s DAY”. I like lazy-ass versions of things. :P However, if the majority of people are actually saying it to imply the plural, then I feel your pain.
Then you are forgiven.
Yeah, so I always say Happy New Year’s. I guess because that’s what I heard growing up. I just assumed it was just one of those things that made sense way back when and then lazy southerners chopped it in half because words are hard…
That is probably exactly what happened. And words are hard.
it was such a great decision to read this post, otherwise i would not have known about louis ck’s 20 commandments, and my life would’ve been with less laughter.
so thank you!
Have you heard the Louis CK bit about flying? Before you go on your trip, you need to. My favorite new phrase of the moment about flying is, “You’re in a CHAIR up in the SKY!” And it talks about how ridiculous being mad about the internet not working on a plane is. Trust me, it’s fantastic.
http://vimeo.com/14975413
Yes!! I love that segment so much. He’s so right too. I always try to remember that at least I’m not having to drive.