If you are reading this then that means you survived the evening and are not in jail for being an idiot in a car. Congratulations!
Here’s to spending the next year trying not to gain a lot of weight or spend all of my money on stupid crap. Also, no more ironically moronic mustaches in 2013. Down with the ‘staches!! And no more ” nom-nom.” We all know the noises that the mastication of food makes, we don’t need an onomatopoeia for it. Let’s also ban “YOLO” while we are at it. Of course we only live once, well, until we all get Horcruxes. But, until then, living once is a given for us muggles.
I’m just so thankful that Kate is pregnant, because I won’t survive 2013 otherwise between the Jessica Simpson and Kimye baby craziness. The most holy royal infant is the only thing that is keeping an apocalypse at bay. We all know that baby is the only one worth watching.
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I am so disappointed that Jessica Simpson and Kim Kardashian are pregnant at the same time as me. What the hell world? Are we sure this isn’t the true sign of the apocalypse? I least I have Kate and Kristen Bell. I’m just going to forget those other two fame whores.
I hope you have a great 2013!
Thank you for making me laugh today, you’re making the pain easier to cope with. I don’t know what I’d do without my little Celybug.
Awww I’m sorry. I wish I could help.
Ha ha, I agree about ‘staches but especially nom nom. It makes my stomach turn when I see that. Ick.
Happy 2013 :)
You’ve hit the nail on the head here on things that need to be a thing of the past. Everytime I hear YOLO I want to smack that person in the face.
Also- http://www.surisburnbook.tumblr.com.
Enjoy!
No more nom- nom! Yes Please!!!
The only people who make that noise when eating are babies, old people who haven’t put their dentures in, and rude people who chew with their mouths open.
If someone writes “nom nom”, I reserve the right to judge them as one of the aforementioned individuals with a chewing deficiency.
Hahahahah
In a world where Kimye is procreating, Kate’s baby will save us all.
can we also ban the word “selfie”? because i really don’t like that. happy new year to you!
Yes. Totally and completely yes to that ban. Ugh that word.
I second the motion.
Kate is only pregnant because she wants to be like me. Duh. :-)
And “amazeballs,” please? I am so with you on YOLO and “nomnom.”
I don’t think I’m excited to see the royal pregnancy. She’ll be skinny the entire time and two weeks after she pops that kid out, she’ll be back to the exact same size she was pre pregnancy. Let them eat cake! And get fat like normal people!
YOLO is the absolute worst.