Daily Archives: January 1, 2013

Happy New Year!

If you are reading this then that means you survived the evening and are not in jail for being an idiot in a car. Congratulations!

Here’s to spending the next year trying not to gain a lot of weight or spend all of my money on stupid crap. Also, no more ironically moronic mustaches in 2013. Down with the ‘staches!! And no more ” nom-nom.” We all know the noises that the mastication of food makes, we don’t need an onomatopoeia for it. Let’s also ban “YOLO” while we are at it. Of course we only live once, well, until we all get Horcruxes. But, until then, living once is a given for us muggles.

I’m just so thankful that Kate is pregnant, because I won’t survive 2013 otherwise between the Jessica Simpson and Kimye baby craziness. The most holy royal infant is the only thing that is keeping an apocalypse at bay. We all know that baby is the only one worth watching.



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