Hi. It’s Monday. Monday after a holiday. I don’t understand how time off actually makes me more exhausted. It’s not like I partied hard this weekend. Oh well. Anyway, Thanksgiving always makes me want to watch endless episodes of Friends. For a few glorious episodes of Friends, there is Richard. Oh Richard.
Oh Tom Selleck, you’ve been doing it right for so long. Even with that mustache, I’d still make out with you. Then, now, whenever you have some free time. Call me!
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I think I’m gonna be sick. The image of him face raping you makes me ill. You have serious issues. Serious. Ugh I’m gonna go get some pepto lil weevil.
Oh shut it. You of all people have no right to question my taste.
You do realize you are my taste….. so you just burned yourself.
Brunette
Green eyes
5’6-5’8″
Athletic build
Smart
Caring
Funny
Well coordinated(lol)
Nerdy/geeky/dorky
Nice ass…ets
Lips
Etc
Yeah. Whatever.
That height requirement is really specific. What happens when she gets old and shrinks?
I love Tom…A great throwback for Magnificent Men of Monday.
The cheese does crack me up. Are they an official sponsor?
It’s just a one time thing I think. But, God that Cracker Barrel cheese is AMAZING. Haha.
That image of him lying back on his elbows makes me feel funny. Like I was at a friend’s house and found an old picture of her dad and feel conflicted because he was kinda a fox back in the day.
Unrelated side note: I saw Skyfall this weekend. Seriously awesome.
Hahahaha, that is so true about the foxy dad! And yes it was so awesome!!!
I am conflicted :( I love him as Richard, but I don’t think I can condone you making out with him…
Did you throw up in your mouth?
You are so mean.
Oh am I?
Noooooo!!
To each their own I guess….
But the one with the hose? Yikes
No, just no.
You talked a lot of shit lastnight. I expected more from you.
It’s early for me still. Thoughts aren’t fully formed.
I won’t be able to unsee these photos though *shudder*
When are you doing a guest post, J?
I sense you can relate.
http://iwastesomuchtime.com/on/?i=57568
It’s like someone secretly filmed me… Hahahah wow that is amazingly accurate!
I’m like that with a block of cheese. Cut off a slice. Put it away. Eat the slice. Open the cheese. Cut off a slice. Put it away. Eat the slice. Open the cheese. Cut off a slice… Where did all the cheese go? I had a whole wedge…
You watch Blue Bloods?
I will assume you are asking me :) Yes, sometimes I do.
Omg. Dying over the pic of grandma stashed between the stache pics.
I don’t find what you are referencing and it makes me sad :(
Stop. Please say I’m not seeing things. It’s a pic of grandma in a rocking chair. Please please see it. Must. Not. Be. Crazy.
Don’t see a grandma…
Omg people. It’s under the dark blue swimsuit & above the tux. Seriously.
Aaaaand now it’s gone. Cely please tell me u removed it and its not me.
I didn’t. I swear. But it was probably just something funky with your computer or the internet page. Don’t go check into a facility or anything.
Ummm… I kinda concerned for you… ‘Cuz I never saw it ever. Now, I’m prone to believing things are one way when they are very clearly not, so maybe we’d best not trust my judgement. But Dave seems pretty solid.
Gotta up the crazy pills I guess. Sitting alone laughing til I cry about a phantom grandma.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSNyiSetZ8Y
No.
LOVE, LOVE him!
So handsome and yummy….
Ahh, why??? Too much chest hair. Too much moustache. Too much Tom Selleck.
Don’t be picking on us fuzzy people. You have excellent taste in TV shows though so I guess I won’t complain too much.
Ha, why thank you.
You’re welcome. Plus we seem to be in the same state, so better to be friendly. That way if a zombie apocalypse breaks out and we run into each other you won’t trip me while I’m running away and let the zombies get me. Hey are you at UIC or UIUC? I went to UIUC.
Yeah, we better keep this not awkward for the sake of zombie apocalypse survival. I actually went to Loyola.
YOU GUYS SHOULD DATE
Well since you since you used all capital letters you’ve convinced me Kate. You’re in charge of getting Liz on board with the plan too though. I see no possible way where me just randomly asking out someone online that I don’t as the third thing I’ve said to them ends well for your plan. Plus if she’s single it’s probably because she’s too busy with law school. I mean otherwise who wouldn’t be into a smart girl who’s always making yummy food and watches Doctor Who.
YYEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! It must be Christmas. Tom Selleck is a gift.
You know that mustache smells of woodsmoke and leather-bound books.
Well the smell of a leather-bound book is sexy, I don’t care who you are. I will follow you into the dark (of a library hopefully, and not a butcher’s shop).
Oh, HELL yes. I love me some Tom Selleck. 80s version-now version, I would totally make out with that mustachioed face. Curse the haters above!