My plastic fork that I’ve been using for the past two months finally broke. Such shoddy workmanship.
WTF was Gisele Bundchen thinking? She says some pretty snotty things, but criticizing her husband’s teammates is in such poor taste. I understand that she was probably frustrated and upset after their loss and that the paparazzi was hounding her, but that is just plain rude. It’s a team lady, every one failed. That includes your pretty boy husband.
Country music star Randy Travis was arrested for being drunk in front of a church late on Sunday night. WTF Randy?? Get drunk on your giant ranch dude. This story makes me laugh so hard for some reason.
I love that he rocked his trademark side- smirk in his mug shot.
Bardot has been waking up around 5 am every day for the past week and having a total meltdown. This usually involves her bum-rushing my face and then frantically scratching my arms (which is freaking rude because it hurts). So I get up, let her off the bed (she can’t jump because her cannonball body would totally crush her little legs), and take her outside. Once outside she proceeds to put a foot on the grass, change her mind, and frantically run back into the house. I have no idea what’s going on. I even called my vet and he said that maybe she was having bad dreams. So, that’s not helpful. How do we even know pets dream? I know they “chase” things or bark at stuff in their sleep, but did some dog tell him she had a nightmare that her boyfriend cheated on her?? In the interim I will just be hugging her really tightly against me until she goes to sleep. Love her to DEATH. Or maybe I shouldn’t let her watch Walking Dead any more. Anyway, this completely freaks me out.
Speaking of zombies, WTF happens to them if they don’t have anything to eat? Can they starve to death? The reason I ask is because on The Walking Dead a scientist shows them that when people are zombified only their brain stem is functioning therefore they operate with only the basics functions of human life (ability to walk, eat, see, hear, smell…). So, when Rick hides in a tank and a soldier zombie comes to life who looks like he has been dead in the same spot since he was killed/bitten, what has he been eating this whole time? If they are kind of human and their brain is working, are their lungs as well? Because those bastards wheeze. Anyway, if someone could please explain to me the basic physiology of the zombie I would greatly appreciate it.
Edith Crawley is pissing me off with her desperation for any man who even acknowledges she exists. Edith, get some bitch ass self-esteem like your sisters and make them beg for your attention. WTF is up with your pitiful choices (although *snaps* for going after Matthew, it was a valiant effort).
Really girl. Quit being a little bitch and go take what is yours. You are perfectly cute, just don’t stand too close to Sybil. You are wealthy and smart and even though you are an immature brat sometimes, you do not need to be mugging down with an ugly married farmer. Really. Quit being so desperate. Why do you think fake Patrick picked you to confess to?? Ugh. Channel Lady Mary:
In the event that you have been screwed out of NBC and missed the fantastic SNL spoof commercial for Downton Abbey, you can watch it here.
Finally, last night I was watching Sleeping Beauty while I was cleaning out some drawers in my room and I realized a few very important and very unsettling things. First, who meets a man by just laying in bed all day? If that got you a boyfriend, I would have a million. That is kind of setting lazy young girls up for a huge disappointment when they grow up and lay in bed all weekend and realize that they are probably going to be alone forever (not that there is a thing wrong with that). Second, if I did in fact wake up and find a man hovering over me and kissing me, there is only one thing that would come to mind:
Seriously, that would be terrifying. And who sleeps like a corpse holding a rose? Those damn things have thorns!